"Ryder, stop cheating!" Orchid said.

"I'm not cheating."

"Mae, tell your stupid husband to stop cheating," Orchid said.

"I'm not cheating. I'm just better than you."

"You are cheating," Orchid said. "Alan, he's cheating, right?"

"Uh, obviously," Alan said. "He has stayed and first place this whole time, even after he got hit by not one, but two blue shells. He's cheating."

I snorted. "Keep thinking that, losers."

I ended up winning that round, but that was no doubt. I only won because I knew all the shortcuts of every map and how to take them without falling off the map. I just had to keep taking them so I...