He then plopped down onto the couch, casually pulling the internet celebrity onto his lap, leaned forward, and planted a kiss on her.

The internet celebrity squirmed and played hard to get, her coquettish voice capable of making a bull go into heat:

"Stop it, Ben, there are so many people around."

"You little temptress, don't you just love it when I show you affection in front of everyone? Come, let me touch you."

"Ben, you're so bad, hmm..."

The two carried on their flirtatious display as if nobody else was present. I was dumbfounded.

Had Ben overdosed on some sort of drug today? As I was mulling over this,...