(Dmitri’s Thoughts)

“Wake the fuck up, Dmitri!” I groan while hearing this annoying voice of his.

“Wake up! We have an emergency!” I try to ignore the annoying siren beside me.

“Dmitri wake up!” and a hit lands on my head.

“What the hell DeAndre? Can’t you see I’m sleeping?” and I get up from the bed and see both him and his boyfriend Luke naked.

“For fuck’s sake Andre, can’t you at least be civil? You too, Luke,” I complain after I see them flaunting their penises in front of me.

“Huh! Let’s see if you could still sleep after this, asshole!” he shouts.

“What now! Just say it...