It was a lazy day. Tanner asked Roberta to bring us food from the Olde London Pub, fish and chips for him, a cottage pie for me. I endorsed his desire for me to dress provocatively when he was around by wearing Taylor's other suit as I sunned myself on our deck. I even wore it without the top, which was practically worthless anyway. I thoroughly covered myself in lotion to prevent all my pale parts from burning. While Tanner was reading and answering his e-mails and working on a couple things for work, I checked my phone again.

I'm glad you realize how helpless you are and do as...