Jolene and Tiffany showed up Saturday morning. After conferring with Hilda, my divorce lawyer, we put together the following:

You may have been unaware of the circumstances, but the young woman you were having sex with in this picture was not a willing participant in this event. She was being coerced in the most heinous way possible. We are not attempting to blackmail you, nor extort you in any way. These pictures are being destroyed and will never be used against you. We hope if you were ignorant of the circumstances or sorry for your participation against the innocent young woman in these pictures, you would consider a tax deductible...