I turned on the TV, stopped at a comedy series, and popped open a bottle of wine. It is unlikely that anyone from high society has ever drunk it with sandwiches. However, we are all human. I think, and not such culinary perversions occur behind closed doors. And not only culinary.

After a glass of wine, I felt much better. During the commercial, I turned on the phone and, having nothing to do, climbed into Instagram. I signed up for girls from my department two weeks ago. Most of all I was interested, of course, in Vera.

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