And here I thought this party was going to suck.

Couldn't believe my damn eyes when this little fuck princess came toward me in the backyard, wobbling around in her sparkly high heels. I figured she was coming to tell me I couldn't smoke in this rich, uppity neighborhood. She fell into my arms instead, beaming up at me like I was her lord and savior when I caught her. Kind of messed me up in the chest area, if I'm being truthful. Maybe she's blind and that's why she tripped? Because I'm not exactly a knight in shining armor. I'm the enemy that enters battle with blood in his...