I wake up conflicted. On one hand, I’m in the same house as Keith, and the first thing that comes to my mind is the amazing time we had together last night during the dinner where we “got to know each other.”

But on the other hand, I have to go see my dad today, and that’s something I really do not want to do. To put it in perspective, if I had a choice between going to see my dad and dunking myself in a pit of greasy pythons, I’d take the pit of greasy pythons.

There were a lot of kids in high school who were jealous of...