Who the hell is this guy, and did he swallow a thesaurus in his formative years? He sure takes the long way to say anything and it totally throws you off. I honestly can’t tell if this is a tactic to disarm you and pull information, or if he really is a conversation starved oddball and tends to offload. Maybe he’s just weird. He has the whole odd outfit thing down to a T for being a weird one.

I’m also shocked to be told my fur is now fully white. Although I’ve had hints and suspicion it was turning that way, he just solidified the fact for me. It’s...