The flight was uneventful, which is always good when you fly these days. The rental car place was in the airport so we didn't have to worry about catching a cab. I rented a car and got directions to our hotel. We got to the hotel and checked in, then took our bags up to our room. Jessi took her card key and opened the door and was pleasantly surprised to find that I had went ahead and gotten a suite, complete with a hot tub and everything. She ran over and flopped back on the bed and carelessly allowed her legs to part. I couldn't help but notice that...