As the lady walked out of Derrick's office, I could hear her stamping her feet, and I was holding my breath for her. No idea why I acted in such a fearful manner toward that obnoxious octupus, but I did so as I looked at Derrick, who was laughing, and then I walked away from him.

"You're such a show off."

"Who wouldn't be proud of such a beautiful wife," he said to me as I was about to walk away. He laughed, and it was nice to hear that from him. He hugged me tight after that.

"Girlfriend, don't forget that we are no longer married." Making a funny...