Ace rose from his office chair for the first time in days, and put on his iconic black suit. I've never witnessed a man wear a suit so much.

He did his hair and buttoned up his shirt.

I stood in-front of him.

"What are you doing?" I asked, acting like he was crazy.

"What do you mean, 'what am I doing?'" He widened his eyes at me.

"Why are you getting all dressed up?" I asked, pretending it was obvious.

"Because I want to look good," he responded blankly, blinking a few times. He was so clueless, it hurt to watch.

"Are you joking? Do you not know women...