Eric and Paul sat at the bar a half a mile away from the castle, and they were both half-drunk. “You aren’t much of a man,” Paul scolded. “A real man knows how to keep his woman in her place.”

“She has a very strong temper,” Eric growled.

“Perhaps that’s not it.” Paul snicked. “Perhaps you are having problems.... Down there... There are dr*gs for that, you know? Have you ever heard of Viagra?”

“Shut the fuck up!” Eric hissed, “You and I both know that isn’t the problem. You and I have gotten into enough trouble together that you should know better than to even say that!”

Paul sighed...