“This was the best birthday ever!” I almost shout at Patrick as me climb into his car. “Now we get to go to your house and you get to give me something a bit more physical as a present?”

“Oh god,” Patrick sighs. “Since you lost your virginity you’ve become one horny little bugger.”

I pout at him from the passenger seat.

“I haven’t heard you complaining,” I say.

“Oh, I will never complain about that, but we have a stop to make before we do anything else,” he answers. “There’s still something waiting for you that I have arranged.”

“Something more? You’ve just treated me to a picnic in...