Tell me it's not what I'm thinking.

"Umm Xavier..." I stopped him "You've got hot pink lipstick on your shoulder."

"What?" he sat up

"Right there." I lifted his collar so he could see the mark

"Neveah." he shrugged

Neveah? Neve doesn't wear hot pink unless it's an important occasion. So how come he's got pink lipstick on his shoulder?

He got up and went into the bathroom and I followed him and stood in the door.

"Neveah?" I asked as he took off his shirt and cleaned the stain "I thought she never used hot pink on normal days?"

"Umm....did I say Neveah?" he chuckled "I meant Leah."

"Leah?"...