"Daddy, what the fuck!?" I said, realizing he hadn't actually cum in my pussy. He'd just wasted his entire load in my mouth, and I was too busy enjoying it to notice. "You were supposed to cum in my pussy! How am I gonna get pregnant? This is serious!"

The realization set in in my father's eyes. He'd looked like he just remembered what had happened. "Oh shit, I'm so fucking sorry, princess. I got caught up in that..." he cut off, "where did you learn to do that? That was, uh, the best blow job I've ever had." He said, embarrassed to have just been given the head of...