That has been a fight and a half. Kitten wanted to stop using birth control last September. After many conversations and arguments, including me pointing out she could be writing final exams eight months pregnant, which would be unpleasant, she agreed to wait until school was almost over. March 1 was her next appointment. She was skipping it, so we were soon off to the races.

"So she wants to blow off some steam?" I said.

Meg huffed, so no.

"Yes, but she's young and hot. She has an exhibitionist streak. She's still sexually curious. And a beautiful, confident woman has flattered her, told her she's sexy and should go...