"So Megan is a... Is she a lesbian?" Mike asked, scratching his head, clearly a little confused.

"Well, no. Caroline is bisexual, as she'll sleep with men or women, so I guess that makes Megan bi-curious, at least for now. I guess that would be the best way to put it. But then Caroline has a penis so... I'm sure there is a term for it but I don't know enough. Caroline is a transwoman, Megan is a woman, they're currently dating so..."

"They're happy together so who gives a fuck," Chris stated.

I raised my mug in his direction. "Good way to put it, mate. Too many fucking labels...