After dinner, Kelly was feeling rather amorous, dragging her husband to the bedroom for some hot and sweaty sex, before she wandered out, suggesting to Hannah that he was feeling a little drained, but he'd be ready and raring to go again in a couple of hours. He walked out fifteen minutes later having showered.

"You three will be the death of me," he stated, "But what a way to go out."

"You have three young women looking after you, Daddy," Hannah replied, "I think you're living the dream!"

Plonking himself down next to her, he wrapped an arm around her shoulders and kissed her. "Definitely, sweetheart. We have one...