"Ummmmm ok but if you start getting crazy or have a seizure I am calling 911 ok?" I answered, wagging my finger. My own buzz hadn't faded in the least so it made my decision-making less smart.

Without warning, Paula slipped her hands on my cheeks, which caught me off guard. "I just fucking love you, everything about you, you know? You watch out for me, listen to me, and protect me. I never once had to ask or explain when I needed something, that's something no one else has ever done. See? I love you!" she said before plating a seemingly platonic kiss on my nose.

I started laughing,...