Our conversation soon turned to clothes which was the next part of her special day. Mom said, "So Cody what type of clothes are we going to be looking for?"

"Well mom tell me what part of your body are you the most confident with?"

She groaned, "Nothing!"

I laughed, "Mom stop it you look amazing. Tell me is it your tits? Or your ass? Or your legs?"

Mom said, "Not so loud people can hear." I chuckled at her admonition and said, "So which one?"

She eventually relented and said, "My legs. I think for a 42 year old I have pretty nice legs."

"I agree but your tits...