"Do I have plans for Saturday evening?" he repeated, looking at Tina, who shook her head with a smile. "No, I'm open that night. What's up?"

"My charity is hosting a dinner downtown, and I was wondering if you would go as my date?" she asked.

"Sounds like fun! Is this a black-tie affair? Should I dig out my vintage tuxedo?" he asked.

"While I would LOVE to see you in a tuxedo, the dark suit you wore the night you hit me in the face with your penis would be fine," she said, suppressing a snort.

"I can hear you laughing," he grumbled. "Okay, I'll wear something similar to...