"I put my plug in, Daddy. I'm sitting next to you in this gondola wearing a wedding dress with your collar around my neck. Oh, and I have crowds of people watching and I have a plug in my ass. I'm so horny I can't even think."

My emotions were all over the place. I felt bad, like I was making a mess out of things. I figured Daddy would scold me or make fun of me. Up ahead, I could see our friends waiting by the Palazzo Cavalli. Ahmed was waiting with his camera, and from behind, I could see Meg and Michelle, who was still taking pictures. I...