After he wiped himself off and Sandy was safely in the shower, Jake slipped on his jeans and balled up his shirt and slipped out the bathroom door before Sandy asked him to join her or something. He was focused on keeping out of Sandy's attention that he nearly bumped into Sarah who was coming down the hall with the mail.

Sarah looked up with a start. "Jake?" she gasped. "What are doing? Why is the shower going?"

Jake jumped, startled. "Oh, Sandy was giving me a haircut and she's washing my hair off."

Sarah raised her eyebrow. "How'd she get hair on herself?"

Jake shrugged. "I don't know." He...