"Yes, Kitten?" I said, keeping my eyes on the road. Having a car accident would be a deeply stupid thing.

"I might have pissed myself, which isn't impossible given my bladder control lately, but I'm pretty sure my water just broke."

"What?!"

"Yup, she said, reaching underneath her sundress and checking. "The secret formula was orgasms, gelato, and then hitting a big damn pothole. You should probably take me to the hospital now."

"Oh, Holy Fuck," I said, quickly followed by me asking Siri for directions to the hospital. I knew exactly where the hospital was, but I needed a calm, authoritative voice telling me where to go and what...