"By the way, what on Earth do you have in that suitcase? Did you finally kill Heather or Lesley and you need to dispose of the body on the land behind my house?"

"I wish," I said a little too quickly. Shit. He gave me a look.

"Can we talk about it later, daddy? I'm just really happy now and I don't want to get into that."

He nodded. "Fair enough. So what's in the suitcase? All your sex toys?"

"Daddy!" I squealed, blushing. I had a small vibrator and that was it. When I needed to get off I normally just used my fingers. Not many sex shops in...