"Know what, sis? I appreciate it, but I'm going to call it a loss. I'm not finding anyone on this short notice, not that's willing to do what I ask out of my damn house."

"What about someone you know? There's a lot of cute girls where you go to school and I bet they could use some extra money."

"Hey, come to my house and get naked while I take pictures? I'd get hosed with pepper spray or someone's boyfriend would show up to beat my ass."

He put his elbows on his knees, his chin in his hands.

"I'm just flat out screwed here."

"I hate to see...