I listened for a good five or so minutes, to her moans and heavy breathing. And then she said something that completely startled me. She said my name. I don't know if she knew if I was there or not. But I certainly didn't misinterpret that. There was no-one else on my farm who shared my name. I was the only Bruce on the farm. I was the only Bruce in the nearest town. So, unless she knew a Bruce back in the city, she was thinking about me while masturbating. It was almost too much because part of me started to think very unsavoury thoughts.

I quickly but quietly...