Even Daddy was wowed and the theatre gave her a standing ovation afterward.

Once the show was over, we were getting ready to leave as it was after midnight. I was already yawning and, while I'd had fun, was kinda resigned that sex likely wasn't going to happen this evening. That's when Susan came rolling over. She was wearing a bathrobe but still had her make-up and wig on.

"So what did you think?" she said, clearly buzzing from the performance.

"You were amazing!" I said, hugging her. "I never knew you could strip and roller skate until tonight."

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