"Might be worth chatting to them together. They're old enough to date and won't do anything stupid."

"Guess the idea of a transgirl is off the table," Cindy added, "Though maybe he'll just nurse a little crush on his parents' girlfriends."

"Nothing more than that!" Megan exclaimed, giggling to herself, "This is not Alabama."

"Roll tide!" I shouted, to the amusement of everyone.

Greg and Emily looked our way and I gestured for them to come join us. Both of them were blushing by the time they grabbed their towels and sat next to his mother. I think we surprised them when we said, if they wanted to date, to...