Mom got up and sitting on the bed next to me put her hand on my arm, "Well seeing you and I both care about who we're with, but we're missing out I thought that..."

"You want to..." I had to be misunderstanding her,

"You want to be my suck buddy, Sean?"

"What?" I pulled my arm away from her, "How much did you drink?"

"I told you enough to bring this up." She put her hand on my arm again and made a show of licking her lips, "How about it, honey? How about you and I..."

"I'm your son!" I exclaimed.

"Nothing gets past you." Mom laughed, then...