The first thing that woke me up was the sound of shouting and heavy boots on the floor. I was up and alert immediately, but before I could even get out of bed, the door into my bedroom burst open, a group of heavily armed people charging in. They were not speaking English as their weapons were aimed point blank at me, flashlights on their weapons or heads blinding, shouting commands at me in a language I sure bloody recognised considering I was fluent.

Russian.

The fuck was going on? I was more worried about fucking jihadi's and fundies, not Cold War bullshit. More concerning, how the fuck did they...