"She's okay," Lisa told me as she put Mom's purse on the coffee table "But she's had a few."

"I could have had a few for sure!" Mom snapped, "But I would have settled for one and you..." she paused and frowned as if she couldn't remember what she was going to say next, "You took me away!" she pointed at Lisa.

"That guy wasn't what you needed." Lisa said calmly.

"Wow, what is it with you two?" Mom asked, "First all I want is a stiff drink, and you guys say I drink too much, then all I want is a stiff cock and you won't let me have...