Ashley/Kitten

Valentine's Day

"You will be late for your own funeral," Daddy called out from the bedroom.

"Why would I want to be on time for that?" I replied from the ensuite bathroom. "Sounds like a bad thing to be on time for."

I swear I could hear the exasperated sigh from inside the bathroom, even with my phone playing music while I put the final touches on my ensemble for this evening.

"The dinner reservation is in 20 minutes. It is a 15 minute drive to get there. You understand my concern," he said.

"And I only need another three or four minutes. We will arrive perfectly on time....