I was tempted to wear my Red Sonja cosplay and see how he would react to that, but even I wasn't that bratty.

"I promise you'll have fun. How's that?" he said. Well, that was something at least. I didn't think he'd make me sit through a couple of hours of serious drama, but you never know.

He waved over the waitress and paid for the bill.

"Come on, Kitten. Time for some culture."

Oh my God, this was going to be a long day.

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