"Done enough reading to know your life could be difficult enough as it is. I can just imagine all those guys watching you, complimenting you, hoping to be with you, yet here you are, sitting on my lap. I have no right to sit here being jealous." I took a deep breath. "Any of your shows end up online?"

"Yeah, there's not a lot I can do about it, but I've checked from time to time. No-one recognises me. I made sure there was nothing on the bed that would lead to me being identified."

"What about the rest of the family?" I wondered.

"Well, her father's parents are both...