If nothing else, I could admire the balls on Michelle. She ratted me out to my girlfriend and was trying to gaslight her all at the same time. I cut the other bagel, put some of the jam on it, laid it on a plate, and placed it in front of her. At least she looked like she was now tempted to eat some of it.

"I went over there this morning because I was furious. I could understand why they wanted someone as smart and creative as you are to work for them. But they have university degrees, so I didn't understand why they would want you to sacrifice...