"My butt cheeks are jealous of the attention the rest of my muscles are getting," she moaned.

"Yeah, well... they're just going to have to deal with a little neglect as massaging them would be cruel... for both of us," he sighed. "And you can rely on me to remain a gentleman."

"Cruel?" she said, blinking at him in confusion.

"I think you can figure that one out," he muttered as he returned to the task of applying lotion and massaging her legs.

She moaned loudly when he worked on her feet, pressing the pads of his thumbs firmly against her arches, and a passing guest smiled at her. "Lucky...