"Are you fucking nuts?" he demanded

"Funny you should ask!"

"You wanted the bad boy attorney!" I told him smiling.

"God damn boy!" One of the Texans exclaimed whacking my back. "That was some crazy shit!"

The other laughed and asked;

"Hey, can you get them to come party with us?"

"Sorry," I said shaking my head. "They want a big dick not a big hick."

"Mark!" Jim snapped, throwing his elbow into my side.

"Hey that's all right Jimmy boy!" The other laughed. "Love a guy who says his piece."

Now it was his turn to hit my arm.

"In a minute we're going to start hitting back." The...