"You think this is fucking funny? I bet you were whacking off because your dark haired slut isn't around." She looked over at the lap top and I I held back a sigh of relief that the screen was dark.

"In fact, I bet if I look at what you were whacking off to, it's some porn star with long black hair." she nodded, "Oh, and brown eyes, don't think I forgot about you asking if I'd wear color contacts for you."

"That was just um, part of the game." I gave her a nervous smile. "Hey, I'll be someone for you, who do you want me to be?"

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