"Hello, this is Congressman-"

"I don't care, I need you to get some of my men out of jail."

"Pardon me? Who exactly is this?"

"It's six. Now I need you to help me with some business."

Six is my street name, what most people know about me, and what I use to threaten people.

"I'm not doing any business with you; I'm calling the cops."

"If I were you, I wouldn't do that." I was bored out of my mind, I explained. Couldn't people just figure out what I was doing and say, "Yes sir?" I hated how many times I had to pull the family card.

"Pardon me?...