I wake up and open my eyes without knowing where I am. A young man who seems familiar approaches me, and that's when I realize I have an IV drip in my arm. What the heck? My head hurts terribly, and I feel confused and drowsy. Images of the last thing I remember come to my mind. Was I kissing Adele? That can't be true! Dad set me up!

"Christian, Christian," the doctor calls to me. "Let's sit you up so you can fully wake up, you've been asleep for a while. Your wife is very worried, not to mention your sister."

As he speaks, he helps me sit up,...