Urgh, Diary. Crazy things happened today and I really hate it.

So it started like this....

I opened my eyes, it was dark, too early to be awake but the dream had been so real I damn near came all over the bed.

I turned my head to look at my mate Fiona but she was soundly out, it wasn’t her that caused the hot dream.

The woman in my early morning dream didn’t have a face but her body was familiar. We were on a blanket at a park, a picnic lunch spread out when I propositioned her.

My dream skipped from asking to doing and just before I...