They were having a nice, relaxing, summer evening going back and forth from the hot tub then into the pool, drinking wine the entire time. They were both feeling no pain from the wine and the good company.

When Sue was in the pool, she was looking around at the eight-foot vinyl fence around Sam's yard, noticing the privacy it provided, and asked, "Have you ever gone skinny dipping in your pool?"

Sam laughed and replied, "All the time, actually, most of the time."

Sam was stunned when Sue, while standing in the five-foot end of the pool, smiled and reach around her back. She untied her top and threw...