I took deep breath. "I'm going to be the third guy. The one that knows it is your decision. And who knows that you are a more mature, sensible person than he is. And who will be around, willing to do anything for you he can to help you make your best decision, whatever it is." Then I added, "But if you are going to say yes at some point, PLEASE do so before Graduation! If I find out too late that you were going to say yes, I think I'll jump off a bridge."

She just laughed.

"Relax, Al." She took a deep breath. "I'm going to fuck you....