I got home shortly after Aunt Brooke and she immediately told me, "Look, we have to talk about last night."

I was kind of relieved because I knew she was right and told her, "Yeah, I know.'

"You're a wonderful, handsome young man Jake and you know I love you like an aunt but things got out of hand last night. Don't get me wrong, I had fun, a lot of fun. I hadn't been with a man in a long time so I take full blame for what happened but we should probably agree that we shouldn't do it again."

I replied, "I totally understand Aunt Brooke. I mean,...