"I am so going to fuck both of you now, in turns," I growled. "If I nut in one of you, I apologize in advance to the other. I'll make it up as soon as I can!"

Lisa raised her hand meekly, as if a caricature of a student in class. "Excuse me: 'IF'? If coming inside one of us would be an accident, what do you intend to do instead?"

"I want to plunder you both, then spray my jizz all over all four of your spectacular tits," I replied.

Where the actual fuck did that sort of dominant shit come from? That wasn't me. I, if you had...