"Oh, that was dirty," Susan looked impressed. "Sure, it's not time you did some draining?"

"You know after I locked Nick out of the house when one of his friends who finally felt bad for me sent me a picture of him and his latest tramp, I started going through all his shit and found a bottle of Viagra."

"You'd think girls that young would be all the Viagra you'd need." Susan frowned. "Sorry, didn't mean it that way."

"No worries, point is these trollops have no idea what's waiting for them at our age. Batteries, blue pills if you want a second round, and sixty nine becomes you do...