"We could have avoided this embarrassment if you had been honest in the first place. You said you were visiting your grandma. When we said good-bye, you made a slip-up and said you would visit your Mom. Lies don't last long!"

"I'm glad I didn't tell you the truth. I loved kissing you. Now, why didn't you answer my call? This means you would never talk to me again if I hadn't come to your house as your sister, would you?"

"No, I wouldn't because I got a girlfriend and I plan to be faithful to her from now on."

"Oh, the puritan. Well, that's bad, because I just want...