Indeed, if pressed he could probably tell precious little about contestant number five, a hot Latino with dark hair and a suitably large sized pair of tits, such was the warm afterglow he was still experiencing from seeing contestant number four strut her stuff just prior. But then comes contestant number six and his world would once again be sent hurdling off its axis.

James was in the middle of taking a large drink of beer when he nearly spits it out as who comes strutting up on stage but his mother of all people. She is still wearing the same slutty outfit except now her tattered half white tee...